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Hire some belgiun soccer fans to root for your team during the euros

Post by NiallQuinnsdiscoPants on Tue May 29, 2012 3:52 pm

http://www.benl.ebay.be/itm/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=140760621053&ssPageName=ADME%3AL%3ALCA%3ABE%3A1123

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will root for the national soccer team of the highest bidder, or the national team of his choice. Even if it's Holland. We will watch the games, wear the colours, possibly even buy the flag and learn the national anthem. Pictures and videos will be made and sent to the winning bidder to be posted on his or her website.
Slight hooliganism is available at extra cost. We can, for example, kick a pigeon or smoke in a non-smoking area if such pleases our master.

Once the team is eliminated, we will grieve for 24 hours and then put ourselves for sale again on ebay. Hopefully joined by the previous winner since he or she will also have become an orphaned soccer fan by then.

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Post by Jack Daniels on Tue May 29, 2012 5:17 pm

@NiallQuinnsdiscoPants wrote:http://www.benl.ebay.be/itm/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=140760621053&ssPageName=ADME%3AL%3ALCA%3ABE%3A1123

Very Happy

will root for the national soccer team of the highest bidder, or the national team of his choice. Even if it's Holland. We will watch the games, wear the colours, possibly even buy the flag and learn the national anthem. Pictures and videos will be made and sent to the winning bidder to be posted on his or her website.
Slight hooliganism is available at extra cost. We can, for example, kick a pigeon or smoke in a non-smoking area if such pleases our master.

Once the team is eliminated, we will grieve for 24 hours and then put ourselves for sale again on ebay. Hopefully joined by the previous winner since he or she will also have become an orphaned soccer fan by then.
LMAO!
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Post by Rebaño Sagrado on Tue May 29, 2012 5:23 pm

Loooooooool

Kicking a pigeon!!!

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Post by Art Morte on Tue May 29, 2012 6:46 pm

That is great! Very Happy

If I was wealthy I would bid for England Razz
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Post by dronte on Tue May 29, 2012 6:50 pm

This made my day. Hilarious Very Happy

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Post by Doc on Tue May 29, 2012 7:46 pm

Yeah I read this on Who ate all the pies and it was quite funny then as it is funny now...

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Post by DRK on Tue May 29, 2012 8:01 pm

My city would hire them for kicking pigeons. We hired some 84 year old dude called the "Bird Whisperer" who said he had a secret technique for getting rid of pigeons, his technique was just shooting them with rifles in the middle of downtown. Seemed legit at the time, paid him like a hundred grand to.

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Post by Zealous on Tue May 29, 2012 8:40 pm

looooooooooooooooool :bow:

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Re: Hire some belgiun soccer fans to root for your team during the euros

Post by Zero on Tue May 29, 2012 8:42 pm

@Kick wrote:The rest of the Belgian National team.

Our starting XI for 12/13 season:
Courtois
Ivanovic Vertonghan Kompany Cole
Witsel Fellaini Defour
Hazard Lukaku De Bruyne

:bow: Thumbs up Razz

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Post by EarlyPrototype on Tue May 29, 2012 8:42 pm

LMAO :bow:
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Post by BarrileteCosmico on Wed May 30, 2012 2:16 am

I'll bid for them to represent Argentina at the Euros hmm

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Post by the xcx on Wed May 30, 2012 8:32 am

Reminds me of Korean fans, they were brought from their own goverment to cheer for them in World Cup 2010 Laughing...After the events of WC 2010 they showed it everywhere on the news that N.Korea has won the World Cup and people were deceived.
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Post by Forza on Wed May 30, 2012 10:41 am

LOL
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Re: Hire some belgiun soccer fans to root for your team during the euros

Post by vizkosity on Wed May 30, 2012 11:52 am

hire hazard and kompany instead...

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