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braylann wrote:both Argentina and the USA have better food and women than all of western europe.

free_cat wrote:Yeah, what's the problem? I love spanish food, I only feel somewhat spanish when I eat Iberian Ham. Also spanish women are quite beautiful and spanish people are great except when it comes to politics, my only problem with them.

vanDEEZ wrote:iker probably has another 4 years at least, so if some sort of pre-arrangement was made it wouldnt be completely unrealistic imo, de gea would be 25 but a lot can change in 4 years so..

Yohan Modric wrote:What's wrong with cold/rainy weather?

Why is sunny weather always seen as positive weather?

Always being sunny = too hot.

Cool weather > hot.

• Spanish women are definitely overrated, especially with how they believe they are so exotic...South American chicas shit on Spanish girls any day.
  
  
• Spanish food is good. Nothing extra ordinary though, take away pata negra and seafood and the rest is just as bland as English food. What makes Spanish food stand out is tapas and the culture of eating.
  
  
• Weather? Spain beats hands down.

• English girls. Oh my, they have no features that stand out, so bland, most are ugly or overweight but almost all of them are shallow.
  
  
• The whether in England doesn't need any introduction and there is no defending it. Always gloomy, rainy, summer lasts about a week and in patches. Absolutely depressing. Especially since I come from Argentina.
  
  
• And food, make sure you get a bite of haggis when you're there. And try not to vomit. Food is bland, loads of potato. Fish and chips is okay but nothing extraordinary. Then again if you live in London, it is almost like you live in New York City. You have access to any cuisine you want. In that sense it beats any Spanish city.

urbaNRoots wrote:

vanDEEZ wrote:iker probably has another 4 years at least, so if some sort of pre-arrangement was made it wouldnt be completely unrealistic imo, de gea would be 25 but a lot can change in 4 years so..

Reported for derailing.

VivaStPauli wrote:BTW foreigners would be surprised how awesome food in Germany is. Not necessarily because German cuisine has tons of great recipes, but rather because quality of food is valued greatly here.

Lex wrote:Wait, so there's no such thing as an normal or, even worse, an ugly woman in Spain? Every single statistical woman making up Spain's populace is pin-up material?

VivaStPauli wrote:Well, I tend to not love to comment on the "where women are prettiest"-debates, because I'm aware of how that fluctuates. Take Germany, or Switzerland, where I'm familiar with... The outlook.

I live in Heidelberg now, a city where you will see a lot of attractive women, who will also be interesting. This is because it's a university town, and Germans in higher education, statistically, tend to be less overweight, and less inclined to conform to gender stereotypes, hence less prissy girly girls, or fatties - and less macho men with handlebar moustaches.

Go 10 miles west, and you're in Mannheim, a town which is incredibly fun, but predominantly working class, meaning fat people with mullets and perms, fake tan and an... interesting attitude.

Food is excellent in both cities, but it's a huge difference in how poeple look and behave.

The same is probably true most everywhere. Germans are the Americans of Europe, though, we're statistically the fattest, richest, and have the most immigrants. (Okay, all the countries wiht less than 5 million inhabitants are statistically richer, as in more per capita income ,but those countries lack rural areas, so that's hardly fair)

I think socio-economic stature probably matters more than geography. People from Manhattan and Frankfurt probably have more in common with each other than they have with many countrymen.


The Spanish still are shitty tippers, though, and thusly have earned my eternal fury.

Arquitecto wrote:I still don't know where this idea has come from about poor tipping from Spaniards. I've noted that most Spaniards within your bar tip awfully yet I am guessing that most of them are from the Andulucian, Murcian, Extamadurians where the tipping culture and rate is notoriously low. But that represents relatively what is a small part of Spanish culture compared to the mainland and the north (The Basques are known as the Bavarians of Espana), where its bad culture to serve a low tip just as bad as not meeting eye contact when clashing wine glasses before a drink.

braylann wrote:both Argentina and the USA have better food and women than all of western europe.