Ask Downing

These are some of the questions fans asked downing on twitter when liverpool fc started te hash tag.

Liverpool's official twitter handle urged everyone to ask question for Stewart Downing (#AskDowning).

Well, people are asking some funny questions. Here are the funniest :

Jamie Carragher has seen some things during his time at Anfield, but... how did the poor guy feel when he first played with you?

If you were a footballer, what would your preferred position be?

In 2009 Pogatetz said you would eventually join a top 4 club. Do you think that will ever happen?

So you left Aston Villa for Champions League football. How's that working out for you?

How did it feel to have more arrests than assists last season?

How do the Liverpool strikers feel when they are stood in the box for the 978th time, waiting for you to cross the ball?

How do you sleep at night knowing you get paid for trying to play football?

How did you feel last season knowing Tim Howard was closer to lifting the golden boot than you?

If you were a footballer, what would your preferred position be?

Did you laugh when Liverpool brought you for 18 million?

Did you feel that Messi robbed you when he won the Ballon D'or?

What will you wear when you win the Ballon D'or next year? Please don't wear what Messi did, OK?

You finished 230948th on the Ballon D'or list, behind my mate Mak who plays for my school team. Did you expect to finish this high?

When you retire, will you ever think of starting a career as a professional footballer?

Which stadium has the comfiest bench?

https://twitter.com/search?q=%23askdowning&src=hash

lol, I wonder who genious thought this would be a good idea x)

Although he hasn't been too bad this season plus we haven't had strikers in the box who'd win any headers.

Remarkably, there are some witty gems there lool

I am literally dying. These are sooooooo brilliant.

hilarious, who would start this? LOL so obvious he will be trolled.

loool some of them are hilarious. I feel sorry for him he has to live on his failed previous season, everytime ive watched him this season he has been great

Disrespectful questions.

I guess those questions are seen as 'cool' or 'clever' though by the people who asked them.

Legendary questions lol

I have one:

Have you ever thought becoming a linesman?

(Since running on the wings without any contribution)

Liverpool bosses to do these weekly until he wants out of his contract?

genius

"If you were a footballer, what would your preferred position be?"
This one was pretty mean, but also pretty funny.

Yohan Modric wrote:Disrespectful questions.

Surely you're not expecting MENSA entry questions from Twitter?

highburied wrote:Legendary questions lol

I have one:

Have you ever thought becoming a linesman?

(Since running on the wings without any contribution)

A Linesman can change the game. Downing can not.

These Downing jokes are crossing the line ...



































































Yeah, that's it.

I always remember this joke whenever people joke about Downing


During Pool vs Anzhi
"Stewart Downing has just scored for Liverpool. UEFA are to set to question Anzhi Makhachkala over alleged match-fixing"

How did you feel last season knowing Tim Howard was closer to lifting the golden boot than you?

Best one

EDIT: I do feel sorry for Downing though. He really doesn't deserve all the hate people give him.

>>> Bale today. Best winger in Europe

Alright Stewie son, What's it like to have trolled these half-wits for so long?

I will leave this here

http://www.weaintgotnohistory.com/2013/3/10/4087364/chelsea-fc-fans-ask-rafa-twitter

I saw that.

Chelsea fans can't even come up with some witty insults Those were piss poor

You were expecting good insults from the people stupid enough to automatically think that was about Benitez?

They're all stupid. Rafa's still a great coach. They just dont deserve to be in a better situation with this attitude from fans.