The 2015/16 Sir Alan Pardew vs Newcastle United Scoreline

I too, just saw saw the scoreline

Well Hans we are all waiting.

Just got home and saw the scoreline

Just saw the scoreline on teletext.

I too woke up earlier and saw the scoreline via my Pardew Alert app.

Sir Alan Pardew 14 - 6 Newcastle McClacticos


Now I don't want to keep slapping the dead and half-decomposed Geordie with a smoked haddock, but today's 5-1 thrashing of Newcastle United at the hands of Pardew's Crystal Palace provides further confirmation of just how fateful a date January 2nd 2014 has turned out to be, for the history and stature of both clubs.

With Newcastle allowing Pardew the switch to Crystal Palace, it can now be said that both clubs simultaneously switched positions in the hierarchy of the Premier League.
Crystal Palace, through Pardew's ingenious managerial work, have since effectively become a bigger and better club than proud former CL participants Newcastle, as documented in great detail in last year's version of this scoreline thread, and as continually evidenced by this current scoreline.

This is an astonishing reversal, which is also acknowledged by the fact that this season's scoreline rules do not grant Crystal Palace extra points for being ahead of Newcastle in the table anymore, as they still did last season.
So bear in mind that without this rule change, this scoreline now would read:
Sir Alan Pardew 28 - 6 Newcastle.

I've made this adjustment, and acknowledgement of Crystal Palace's rise in stature, at the beginning of this new season even though Newcastle have continued to keep up their entitled attitude, and backed it up with massive spending.
To be precise, Newcastle's 65m € net spending for the 2015/16 season is the 6th highest in all of Europe, only behind Man City, PSG, Valencia, Milan and Real Madrid, and ahead of clubs like Bayern Munich, Juventus, Manchester United or FC Chelsea.

Accordingly, Newcastle's McClacticos, while being slaughtered by Pardew's Palace on the pitch, had such illustrious and much sought-after European talents as Aleksandar Mitrovic and Florian Thauvin on their bench.

It seems puzzling how such a rich club and stacked team could continue to be so terrible - next to last in the table, even having falling behind hopeless local rivals Sunderland-, while the underdogs of Crystal Palace could continue to fly so high.

To be clear, I don't derive no great pleasure from saying this - seeing how much it pains our resident Newcastle poster Dear Leader Mole to be proven capitally wrong and wrong again -, but the solution to this puzzle consists of one name:
Sir Alan Pardew - who clearly made, and continues to make, all the difference.

Newcastle, we now know for a fact, threw it away and marched straight into their demise, helped on by the juvenile delusion of their fanbase.

If someone thought Hans's post was a bit much, they should check the scoreline from today's Palace v Newcastle game, that'll explain the grandness. Personally just saw it and wow.

It's not a joke anymore.

Backed by a sensible management, Pardew will deliver the goods.

Even with the clown management at Newcastle, he got them competing for CL spots.Give him the same budget that McLaren had and he'll deliver.

It's been a long journey since the inception of this thread where Hans kept exposing the lies, ignorance and delusion week after week and today , it's culminated into a thrashing at the hands of Pardew's well oiled machine.

It's time Mole bows down and concedes defeat.

I may have glanced at the scorline

It's honestly a wonder that NUFC is still in first division. Only now do we get an appreciation for Pardew's work.

Newcastle needs to go down in order for a rejuvenation. More importantly, Ashley needs to go.

It seems every time Newcastle need a rejuvenation, they need to get relegated

Well then, if that's the case, just get Alan Shearer back on the job.He'll make sure the formalities are completed (:

They didn't need rejuvenation by relegation.
That's an absurd 'necessity' for a club of their size.

They just needed to keep, and back, Pardew, get behind him instead of giving him the feeling he's not good enough for their grandiose club.

Classic case of pride comes before the fall.

And a classic case of who laughs last laughs best

Spoiler:

Slept late. Just saw the scoreline

That scoreline cannot be unseen .

Hapless_Hans wrote:They didn't need rejuvenation by relegation.
That's an absurd 'necessity' for a club of their size.

They just needed to keep, and back, Pardew, get behind him instead of giving him the feeling he's not good enough for their grandiose club.

Classic case of pride comes before the fall.

And a classic case of who laughs last laughs best

Spoiler:

You do realize Pardew had more losses than wins as manager with much better players than we have right now ( last few months of his tenure aside) right?

We are a joke of a football club from top to bottom, i have never ever said otherwise. Also as i have repeated to the point of sounded like a broken record i didn't want Pardew gone for results reasons that was just one of the very many factors.

S wrote:It's not a joke anymore.

Backed by a sensible management, Pardew will deliver the goods.

Even with the clown management at Newcastle, he got them competing for CL spots.Give him the same budget that McLaren had and he'll deliver.

It's been a long journey since the inception of this thread where Hans kept exposing the lies, ignorance and delusion week after week and today , it's culminated into a thrashing at the hands of Pardew's well oiled machine.

It's time Mole bows down and concedes defeat.

Absolute BS, the reason McClaren had so much to spend was because we had to replace all the players Pardew got rid of. Also you act like Pardew was forced into buying and selling bad players against his will, then why is it did he spend the whole summer buying and trying to buy players we bought for him lol?

Not to mention the only player we sold against his will was Cabaye, also if you knew anything you would know Pardew would consistently try to sell our players in public via the media practically wishing for offers lol.

Do you enjoy telling lies, does it come naturally or does take hours of planning ?

Mole just keeps digging himself deeper into the hole

Sir Alex Pardew 14.5 - 7 Newcastle United

However you didn’t play that much under Alan Pardew at West Ham United.

Mascherano: It was frustrating to join after a World Cup and having the manager to ask what position I played. However I continued to push forward for six months. That is why I was ready to play for Benitez right away.

Rafa also wanted to bring you to Napoli in 2014.

Mascherano : Yes, it’s true. We talked, but given he now coaches Real Madrid we don’t do it as often. I must thank him from saving me from the blackhole I was in. He is a great man, a studious coach and an excellent teacher.

Didn't even know he was a DM

Pardiola likely saw him as a CB rather.

Hapless_Hans wrote:Pardiola likely saw him as a CB rather.

That visionary ffs

Huge back to back wins for the McClacticos. Still trailing in this scoreline pretty hopelessly.

Alan Pardew 15.5 - 8 Newcastle United

SAP

With all the fuzz about the mangerial carousel, and Klopp's side getting embarrassed like clumsy schoolboys, must not forget important things are going on in the real world.

Pep Pardew's CP with an unimpressive standard away win at Southampton, while the McClacticos managed to salvage a vital point at home against a strong Aston Villa.
McClaren afterwards led his team in front of the fans' stand to celebrate.

SAP 16.5 - 8.5 Newcastle

Sir Alan clinical as ever ; proud:

It was away to Stoke, not Southampton, but let's not get into....

It's tough to win at Stoke either way.

SAP made easy work of it.It's taking time but he is instilling a big team mentality onto his team.Clinical wins away from home and being able to do that consistently is a testament to his abilities and quality as a coach.
A SAP coached team is a tough nut to crack, well unless you're Newcastle..