Re: Official F*ck Loris Karius Thread

by VanDeezNuts Tue Jun 05, 2018 4:15 pm

Did anyone see Ramo's response?

‘After the goalkeeper said that I dazed him with a clash with me I am only missing Firmino saying that he got a cold because a drop of my sweat.’ He told AS

by BarrileteCosmico Tue Jun 05, 2018 9:22 pm

ExtremistEnigma wrote:
BarrileteCosmico wrote:So can we officially shift the blame over to Klopp for keeping an injured player on?
We officially don't know if Karius is doing this intentionally in response to death threats or as damage limitation to absolve himself of blame. Despite being a Liverpool fan, I feel oddly suspicious about this.

A hospital released it, not Karius

by Unique Tue Jun 05, 2018 9:26 pm

BarrileteCosmico wrote:
ExtremistEnigma wrote:
BarrileteCosmico wrote:So can we officially shift the blame over to Klopp for keeping an injured player on?
We officially don't know if Karius is doing this intentionally in response to death threats or as damage limitation to absolve himself of blame. Despite being a Liverpool fan, I feel oddly suspicious about this.
A hospital released it, not Karius

if they did they could be in big trouble.

by Great Leader Sprucenuce Tue Jun 05, 2018 9:27 pm

Not just here but elsewhere but I'm surprised how ill informed football fans about concussions tbh.

I guess it's because I watch American sports and there's much bigger emphasis on researching it and protecting it's players.

But if he did have a concussion it's a surprise he didn't concede more goals tbh.

by Unique Tue Jun 05, 2018 9:29 pm

Great Leader Sprucenuce wrote:Not just here but elsewhere but I'm surprised how ill informed football fans about concussions tbh.

I guess it's because I watch American sports and there's much bigger emphasis on researching it and protecting it's players.

But if he did have a concussion it's a surprise he didn't concede more goals tbh.

i think the only shot he had to save was the one he dropped.

by Mr Nick09 Tue Jun 05, 2018 10:20 pm

So this is the shot Karius defended vs Roma. Looks how he tries to stop the ball with open hands, trying to palm the ball... he was not concussed then.

Spoiler:

and this is the madrid goal, look how again he palms the ball, ridiculous technique...

Spoiler:

So Karius may or may not have had a concussions, but he did not make these mistakes because of it. He is just a shit keeper with terrible technique who can't read the flight of a shot and punch the ball.

by Art Morte Tue Jun 05, 2018 10:26 pm

Doesn't change the fact that we need a new keeper.

by Mr Nick09 Sat Jul 07, 2018 11:05 pm

permanently concussed rofl

LIVERPOOL’S FIRST MATCH OF PRE-SEASON... CHECKOUT KARIUS IN THE BACKGROUND

https://twitter.com/ynfafootball/status/1015678031212531712

by Mr Nick09 Thu Jul 12, 2018 3:22 am

was he born concussed? rofl

this man is broken

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=4&v=hnEucMxe7aw

by Casciavit Thu Jul 12, 2018 7:14 am

Liverpool isn't winning anything with that clown in net

by M99 Thu Jul 12, 2018 8:46 am

They should get Pickford or Alisson ASAP.

by Nishankly Thu Jul 12, 2018 9:15 am

We know we won't win anything with him, even Klopp knows. But Klopp likes waiting and giving out chances.

Karius will be first choice until he makes a blunder after that 3rd choice Danny Ward will play a good season. Now since Ward played well and Karius getting his chances and not using them, Karius will be sold and we'll sign a below average keeper to compete with Ward until either of commits a blunder.

Klopp is a *bleep* dinosaur when it comes to transfers and player management, his methods work only until the final.

by BarcaLearning Thu Jul 12, 2018 8:02 pm

Thats pretty harsh, that shot was really fast, but were only gonna happen naturally with all the focus, poor guy... Very Happy

by Nishankly Thu Aug 09, 2018 8:02 am

Absolutely class from our fans to welcome Loris Karius onto the pitch, hopefully this lifts him. #LFC pic.twitter.com/5RILRfJx28
— Nic Mason (@MrNickMason) August 7, 2018

by Mr Nick09 Thu Oct 04, 2018 10:04 pm

Karius

https://twitter.com/hupeaircut/status/1047942268336988161

by Unique Thu Oct 04, 2018 10:17 pm

this guy will be working in mcdonalds with luca within 6 months

by McLewis Thu Oct 04, 2018 11:08 pm

Somehow, this makes me feel even worse for him.

by Zagadka Thu Nov 29, 2018 8:11 pm

Check out the second goal he conceded just now to some Norwegian plodders.

He doesn't even jump or try to save anymore.

Should quit football and become an instagram model instead

by Arquitecto Thu Nov 29, 2018 9:06 pm

He really is a complete and utter clown.

Never will forget his elemental mistakes in the final, him sobbing like the simp he is in front of the fans after.

And most disgustingly the outpour of support for him.

Nope, He Will Always Walk Alone.

Beautiful face though.

by Hapless_Hans Thu Nov 29, 2018 9:07 pm

RWO is rolling in her grave reading your posts

by Arquitecto Thu Nov 29, 2018 9:12 pm

RWO for me is a representation of the best part of Bundesliga success of this decade.

Came on during the rise of Germany's national team and Bundesliga;

experienced Bayerns Champions league success and other of course successive German team successes. Germany winning the world cup.

And unsurprisingly left (or dead) when the sails started forming holes in them.

Hated "Fußball-Club Bayern München e.V." when it counted,

Supported "Fußball-Club Bayern München e.V." for the obvious

You know how it works.

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