Re: The Official Winter Transfer Rumours Thread

[RealGunner]

Kike is a fraud.

Rather trust Lord Harris. Has a 0% failure record so far.

[Great Leader Sprucenuce]

It's this guy clearly.....



Get on the phone to Pep and offer a decades supply of carpets for Robben tbh.

[RealGunner]

This is what I got when I typed in Lord Harris on Wikipedia, but somehow I don't think it's the right one:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Harris,_4th_Baron_Harris

Batting average is 29.00 in Test.

Another fraud imo

[RealGunner]

Wait, he might be real afterall

Director - Lord Harris of Peckham

http://www.arsenal.com/the-club/corporate-info/the-arsenal-board


"One of Britain's longest-serving retailers, Lord Harris took over his family run carpet business aged 15. He went on to found Carpetright in 1988, where he played a central role until announcing his retirement in 2014."

[Jay29]

You wouldn't say no to this guy when negotiating, though:

[Great Leader Sprucenuce]

Wait, he might be real afterall

Director - Lord Harris of Peckham

http://www.arsenal.com/the-club/corporate-info/the-arsenal-board


"One of Britain's longest-serving retailers, Lord Harris took over his family run carpet business aged 15. He went on to found Carpetright in 1988, where he played a central role until announcing his retirement in 2014."

I was actually taking the piss, *bleep* hell

[RealGunner]

If that guy walks in on Perez in the room

George Harris, 4th Baron Harris: "I SHALL ASK YOUR HONOUR FOR A DUEL TO SETTLE BENZEMA'S AFFAIR"

Perez: "What? he dumped rihanna already?"

[Great Leader Sprucenuce]

Carpet Guy: I will offer you 40m plus a Beige circular carpet.

Perez: 40m plus a Red carpet.

Carpet Guy: Dat shit cray.

[RealGunner]

Won't mind buying carpet from Lord Harris for the next 20 years if he is legit tbh

[Great Leader Sprucenuce]

Carpet is a 90s thing tbf, we all about dat tile, wood or stone game now.

[RealGunner]

tiles are too cold imo

[Jay29]

Laminate wood flooring is easier to clean but a nightmare when you're wearing cotton socks, so stick with carpets imo.

[Great Leader Sprucenuce]

But in the summer

Although in England this lasts about as long as Diaby's training sessions.

[RealGunner]

Laminate wood flooring is easier to clean but a nightmare when you're wearing cotton socks, so stick with carpets imo.

That's the vision Lord Harris had when he was 15.

Can see why he became a lord. Such wisdom and legitimacy at that age.

[Great Leader Sprucenuce]

Dat vision in the 1940s, can't hate on that tbh.

[RealGunner]

More quotes from our lord savior Harris

http://www.arsenalreport.com/posts/arsenal-director-lord-harris-says-we-have-200m-to-spend

[Jay29]

In all seriousness, this:



will be my avatar if we break our transfer record this summer.

[Great Leader Sprucenuce]

[MJ]

In all seriousness, this:



will be my avatar if we break our transfer record this summer.

[Amar]

LOL seems as though we have different Lords and Directors popping out of nowhere every couple transfer windows.

Even more ridiculous when people actually read into this crap

[T-Mach]

For all the people who were rejoicing that Flamini was a done deal and were giving him appraisals,the deal is far from over.

Apparently,Gala will sign Flamini only if they sell Melo(Crap for Crap replacement?)

Unless,some Brazil/Middle East clubs intervene,we can be quite sure we'll have Squid v2.0 still at Arsenal continuing his bromance with Oezil.

[Sri]

You guys are killing me. We don't even know our own board now? FFS!


Also, damn. Missed all the banter last evening. :/

[Jay29]

Our board is so anonymous I wouldn't be surprised if the 4th Baron Lord George Harris was a member.


Abou Diaby having medical at West Brom after agreeing a pay-as-you-play deal. Good luck to him.

[Jay29]

Flamini has a "knock" and Szczensy is "not available", so they'll miss the Emirates Cup.

What an amazing coincidence.

EDIT:

“Szczesny will not be involved [this weekend] because he might move to Roma. I hope I can give 90 minutes to every player.

“He [Szczesny] could go. We are pretty much done, it’s down to paperwork.

“Yes [we are happy]. Szczesny is a top class goalkeeper and we have three who are all top. For one of the keepers, if he can play somewhere it is good.”

Quizzed as to whether sending Szczesny on loan is a risk – even though the club also have David Ospina on the books – Wenger admitted there was a chance it could back fire.

“I agree with you, that is the question that comes to mind,” he said.

“How much can he grow with Cech next to him if he is happy to share his huge experience? How much mentally can he live with the fact that he will not play regularly?

“I believe he will have a future at Arsenal because I rate him highly. I don’t want the opportunity he had at a young age to be wasted.

“He was open-minded [about the move]. He was ready for a fight here and he was ready to go somewhere and play. I believe he trusts me on that.”

[MJ]

Judging by Wenger's comments, Roma probably don't have an option to buy him and if they do, we could have a buyback clause.

Just don't see why he'd speak so highly of Szczesny and how he has a future with us if this could be a permanent move at any point.

[El Gunner]

Yeah, don't think there'll be an option to buy at all. His definitely coming back after his loan spell if Ospina fails to impress in the games he gets.

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