Re: Barcelona Are Ordinary!

by farfan Fri 17 Feb - 20:57:47

The Demon of Carthage wrote:I know a team that came back from a 4-1 first-leg defeat against the then defending champions and tournament favourites.

They go by the name Deportivo La Coruña.

Red card for PSG + penalty for Barça in the first 10 minutes.
A second goal before the end of the first half.
A messi freekick goal around the hour mark.
A gift goal from a trapp howler.

La remontada will happen.

by RealGunner Fri 17 Feb - 21:00:04

Tbf it's not COMPLETELY impossible that Messi wins the tie on his own.

unlikely but not impossible

by The Demon of Carthage Fri 17 Feb - 21:14:01

farfan wrote:
The Demon of Carthage wrote:I know a team that came back from a 4-1 first-leg defeat against the then defending champions and tournament favourites.

They go by the name Deportivo La Coruña.

Red card for PSG + penalty for Barça in the first 10 minutes.
A second goal before the end of the first half.
A messi freekick goal around the hour mark.
A gift goal from a trapp howler.

La remontada will happen.

And if Thiago Silva plays, they'll seal the comeback in the first half.

by zigra Fri 17 Feb - 21:38:31

farfan wrote:
The Demon of Carthage wrote:I know a team that came back from a 4-1 first-leg defeat against the then defending champions and tournament favourites.

They go by the name Deportivo La Coruña.

Red card for PSG + penalty for Barça in the first 10 minutes.
A second goal before the end of the first half.
A messi freekick goal around the hour mark.
A gift goal from a trapp howler.

La remontada will happen.

And they keep a clean sheet as well? hmm

by Lucifer Tue 7 May - 22:31:51

No champions mentality whatsoever. Congratulations Liverpool for a valiant effort. Deserved win imo.

by Firenze Tue 7 May - 22:32:36

terribly desperate attempt at a jinx smh

by Hapless_Hans Tue 7 May - 22:32:48

Not a kneejerk thread, I give you that, but surely a reverse jinx bump lmao

by Lucifer Tue 7 May - 22:33:15

Lucifer wrote:Midfield- ordinary
defence- SHIT with crisp toppings of brainfarts and stupidity.
GK- ordinary (but hey he can pass a ball and just assisted two goals)
Manager- Very Ordinary.
Casuals see highlights of our insanely gifted forwards and are fooled to think whole team is good. News flash! Barca are ordinary except in forward department. So next time when ur team faces Barca no need to treat us favourites anymore, just press us hard and watch us shit in our pants and enjoy!

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