Re: The Official WWE Thread - Part 34

[Kaladin]

pic.twitter.com/zZqGX4P00x

— Ryan Satin (@ryansatin) January 16, 2018

[RealGunner]

I am screaming. Mandy baby What You doing!?!?!? Lmao pic.twitter.com/pVW1FGbnx0

— Vindictive (@TheVindictive) January 16, 2018

WTF IS THIS LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Onyx]

SISTER Rose has a BEAUTIFUL vessel. The mortals have never denied this. Among us living mortals, there exists a world called the Intanet. King MAXEL cover your ears, as I am about to PROCLAIM the truth, which you cannot yet COMPREHEND. And on this Intanet, there exists a site called the HUB of PAWNNN. Vanguard 1 has informed me that her soul truly belongs in that very HUB.

[RealGunner]

I approve this gimmick mate.

[Onyx]

Brother R of the G, I knew you'd come! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS, HAHAHA. But what is this GIMMICK that you speak of? My BROKEN CONDEESHON is no GIMMICK, it is who I TRULY AM. The SEVEN DEITIES have finally AWAKENED the vessel known as The Football of MT. They have GIFTED me with Broken Brilliance to which I will now gift to and ENLIGHTEN this universe known as the Legacy of Goal.

[Great Leader Sprucenuce]

MT's last two posts have been more entertaining than the Matt Hardy WWE run so far tbh.

[Great Leader Sprucenuce]

Wrestling machine Kurt Angle was amazing lmfao

https://www.dailymotion.com/embed/video/x6oyft

Quality is shite but it's funny AF.

[Onyx]

MT's last two posts have been more entertaining than the Matt Hardy WWE run so far tbh.

Ah Yeeeeeeeesssssssssss, The Leader of Sprucenuce! There remains some remnants of my previous state. Those remnants have been DECIPHERED by Vanguard 1 and have communicated to me that you have a SPOT MONKEY ADEEKTION! I hereby ALLOW you to GRACEFULLY walk into the LAKE of REINCARNATION to heal yourself.

As a LOYAL disciple of the DELIGHTFUL WOKEN Matt Hardy, he has confirmed to me that the plane known as DOUBLE YOU DOUBLE YOU EYYY will witness the full powers of the BROKEN Universe in the due time. But first, they must be ACQUAINTED to his OMNIPOTENT LARGER THAN LIFE presence. The mortal masses within the DOUBLE YOU DOUBLE YOU EYYY Universe must be ILLUMINATED.

[Onyx]

My fellow WOKEN WARRIORS, I HIGHLY recommend you listen to the GENERAL of the GREAT WAR, our FAVOURITE DELETER, WOKEN Matt Hardy. His DELIGHTFUL voice shall ENTHRALL your vessels.

The WOKEN WISDOM begins at 10 seconds past 9 minutes.

[Onyx]

How DELIGHTFUL of Woken Matt Hardy to yet again provide us with some WOKEN WISDOM.

STAY WOKE, STAY AWARE

DELETE YOUR STUPOR!

[Onyx]

The ERA of RUTHLESS was a MOMENTOUS time for WOKEN Matt Hardy's mortal vessel. MEEKMAHAN's DISCIPLES have GENERATED an intro from the ERA of RUTHLESS using the vessels from TWENTY EIGHTEEN DOUBLE YOU DOUBLE YOU EYYY .

As you can see, the SPLENDID WOKEN Matt Hardy is FEATURED on this intro!

Yeeeeessssssssssssssssssssss

DELETE YOUR STUPOR!

[Great Leader Sprucenuce]

Need to get MT on RAW tbh, maybe he'd do more than laughing contests with Bray Wyatt.

[Kaladin]

Team #General Section roster:
-Firenze
-Luca
-RG
-Kaladin
-Hans
-Nick
-Harmonica
-Mclewis
-Robes
-Warrior


Team #Hubdown roster:
-MT
-Thimmy
-Rincon
-CBarca
-Mole
-Unique
-Nishank
-Tom
-Versacci
-M99


Rate the draft /10

[Great Leader Sprucenuce]

Hubdown

[RealGunner]

I am a free agent. I go to both brands as i please imo

[Great Leader Sprucenuce]

I am a free agent. I go to both brands as i please imo

[Onyx]

The section known as HUB has recently ACQUIRED WOKEN WISDOM. Therefore any OBSOLETE MULES that cross our path shall face DELETION.

[Onyx]

VANGUARD 1 has confirmed to me that my vessel had a SMOOTH TRANSEETION to becoming WOKEN.

This is because my vessel previously HARBORED robot like qualities which VANGUARD 1 is all too familiar with. How MARVELOUS.

Good morn, @Vanguard1AAR.. pic.twitter.com/4w03ZLSqyD

— #WOKEN Matt Hardy (@MATTHARDYBRAND) January 20, 2018

[Onyx]

AHHHH YESSSSSSSSS, the SPOT MONKEY ADEEKTION is a well known SYNDROME within the DOUBLE YOU DOUBLE YOU EYY. I UTTERLY trust our WOKEN general to cure these TAINTED vessels.

I GENEROUSLY attempted to teach these UNWELL WARRIORS a MAGNIFICENT MEDITATION TECHNIQUE to control their IMPULSES, their URGES.

These 4 are positively RIDDEN with ANTAGONISTIC ADDICKKTIONS.. It shall take a PLETHORA of TREATMENTS to DELETE their #SpotMonkey SYNDROME. https://t.co/fAnx8FJsuD

— #WOKEN Matt Hardy (@MATTHARDYBRAND) January 21, 2018

[Great Leader Sprucenuce]

Ironic thing about the Cruiserweights is Braun Strowman is probably more of a spot monkey than they are

[M99]

RAW 25 opening.

[RealGunner]

That is incredible

[Casciavit]

Tears in my eyes.

[Great Leader Sprucenuce]

Can't wait to see how many Legend buries current talent segments there are.

Revival will definitely get buried seeing as they have been injured all year and said something last week in a promo about APA.

[Casciavit]

loool

The moment they called themselves "professional wrestlers and not sports entertainers" is when I knew the shovel was coming out next week

[Casciavit]

I guess the ending scene tomorrow will be Undertaker questioning retirement with Cena coming out.

"Let's have one more Wrestlemania moment"

Guaranteed.

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