Memphis Depay - Future Flop, now a MC

I should rephrase myself I was referring to 1v1 situations. He's fine at dribbling in the sense that he's good at carrying the ball forward (he has good close control). Definitely better than current Suarez in that regard. However, 1v1 he's very inefficient. I'm sure there are clips of him putting defenders on the ground, but for every moment like that he had 20 moments where he couldn't do so right after.

I remember getting eye sores seeing him try to take on his man in a wide left role for LVG. He seems to lack that explosive first step despite being relatively quick. So I feel he's wasted hugging the touch line, but he would be fine as an inside forward. To me, it makes sense why's he been moved to a front two.

He has good close control to operate in small and tight spaces and it allows him to play closer to goal and take advantage of his shooting as well as simplifying his game.

Also, he is hilariously inconsistent. Good fucking luck with that one.

Pretty sure he is gonna be a backup to Griezmann in CF.

Doc wrote:Also, he is hilariously inconsistent. Good fucking luck with that one.

so is Griezmann (also i'm not sure if him as a lone 9 is a great idea)


we're doomed

but i think i prefer Depay for 20/25M (if true) than Lautaro for 111M

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjtNp-RStOs

So awful lol

That songs screams rich guy wants to rap and no one tells him he sucks.

I would not sign him based on that video alone.

Lyon are expecting to receive an opening bid from Barcelona in the coming hours for 26-year-old Dutch international winger Memphis Depay. Lyon hope to extract a fee of €30m. l'equipe via @GFFN


depressing to be a barca fan these days, oh how the tables have turned

making signings like a midtable english team, we were close to signing Rodrigo too last year

Dafuq is wrong with Barcelona? Who is the sporting director?

From Eto'o to Henry to Villa to Suarez and now to Braithwaite and Depay ROFLMAO.

Thimmy wrote:

Kick wrote:That songs screams rich guy wants to rap and no one tells him he sucks.

When I read that, the first guy who came to mind was your very own:




Granted, there’s a certain sense of irony to his video, as opposed to the total seriousness of Depay, Jese Rodrigues etc

I don't support City

It's a better video and song than Depays though.

from PL flop to Barca's talisman who they will build around for the future...incredible

guy is gonna be an absolute fn menance on thursday nights at eastern european stadiums

Bruh, La Liga best wingers are Depay, Carrasco, Vincius and Suso. Deceased.

Firenze wrote:from PL flop to Barca's talisman who they will build around for the future...incredible

guy is gonna be an absolute fn menance on thursday nights at eastern european stadiums

Not just Barca's talisman. He could be the face of La Liga as well. Given that the best La Liga could afford are finished superstars like Bale and Suarez, this could be a huge opportunity for Depay.

From Ronaldo and Messi to Depay and Jovic. The paradigm shift that we've all been waiting for

Let's be real, now that Messi is gone we can build the team around Griezmann and he will really have a chance to shine. We will have Atleti-form Griezmann, not Depay as the face of the club, with Kun playing every other game.

You guys crack me up

Griezmann who had the same number of goals as Ansu Fati who only played for 3 months is going to shine and save Barcelona's season. Mmmkay.

shocker but Barca are desperately trying to off-load him already lol

I'd take another gamble on him tbh

Frenkie + Depay for Maguire + 30m

Frenkie thinks Man Utd is run erratically as a club and doesn’t want to play in Europa

Rest man

Memphis Depay to Atlético Madrid, here we go! Agreement sealed on fee around €3/4m to Barcelona, Depay is set to travel to Madrid for medicals soon #Atléti

Memphis will sign a contract valid until June 2028. pic.twitter.com/NvkEp4AD9N

— Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) January 18, 2023

Barcelona will have the option to sign Carrasco for less than €20M in the summer. @HelenaCondis

Would be hilarious if Barça sign Yannick given he's been overrated for a while and past his best already at 29.


He just doesn't provide much bar flashes in some games. Already they are destitute of money so can get cheaper and better options.

Yeah true. I like Carrasco but hes not better than depay, good bench option but would have to be on low wages