Re: Manchester United Part V/Ole Sack Watch

by S Thu Apr 19, 2018 10:44 pm

Vlad the Impaler wrote:
S wrote:
Vlad the Impaler wrote:

This.

salut vlad. Nu ne-am văzut de mult. știi că tocmai suntem încurcați în Frenzy? Glumim doar în jurul fratelui. Sper să te văd în mod regulat.

Salut S. Nu ne-am vazut de mult, intr-adevar. Frenzy e cel mai tare, stiu ca toate sunt spuse in glume, si el stie asa. Eu am mai postat din cand in cand, dar nu foarte des.

bine de stiut. apropo, unde este prietenul tau Juve? Nu l-am văzut mult timp. Sper că se descurcă bine. Încă mai aștept să ne confruntăm cu visul cu United în sezonul viitor al campionatului. Sperăm că putem să îl mărturisim sezonul viitor

by S Thu Apr 19, 2018 10:47 pm

Hapless_Hans wrote:What the hell S.

What are you now? Indian or Romanian?

I can speak fluent Romanian thanks to Vlad. I'm proficient in German too. We can try it if you want cheers

by Vlad the Impaler Thu Apr 19, 2018 10:48 pm

Haha. If you are asking about Ion Creanga, well, he moved to Berlin since January, I guess he's pretty busy. See ya next season in the groups, we won't get further if Mourinho stays.

It's so funny how google translates what you write. It's awful at the same time..

by S Wed May 02, 2018 2:51 pm

De Gea
Bellerin-Alderweireld-Lindelof-Alex Sandro
Matic
Fred---Sergej
Bale-Lukaku-Sanchez

Looking good fam

by Vlad the Impaler Wed May 02, 2018 4:26 pm

S wrote:
De Gea
Bellerin-Alderweireld-Lindelof-Alex Sandro
Matic
Fred---Sergej
Bale-Lukaku-Sanchez

Looking good fam

Wow, they are building a nice team.

by S Sun May 13, 2018 1:25 pm

De Gea
Cancelo-Bailly-Alderweireld-Alex Sandro
Matic
Fred----SMS
Bale-Lukaku-Sanchez

Very realistic to believe this will be United's starting eleven next season IMO. So much flair, creativity, pace and workrate. Ufff

by Firenze Sun May 13, 2018 1:29 pm

we could have a prime Barca 11 and I'd still get sad when I see Sanchez in the starting 11 Sad

He is so, so bad and we'll be starting him for at least another season, hope he finds his old form again over the summer

by RealGunner Sun May 13, 2018 1:30 pm

No chance they sign Mediocre savic. McTominay is better. Fred??? not a mourinho player.

Alderweireld is coming to Arsenal according to the 16 year old Internet Bullshit Artist on twitter.

Sandro is not a mourinho player

Cancelo???

Bale doubt it as well. Mourinho won't bring in a broken player.

But despite that Mourinho will go all out in his 3rd and possibly final season.

by S Tue May 15, 2018 12:15 pm

In :
Sandro - £50M
Hysaj - £44M
Alderweireld - £50M
Bale - £80M
Fred - £50M
Mediocre-Savic - £100M

Total : £374M

De Gea
Hysaj-Bailly-Alderweireld-Sandro
Matic
Fred---SMS
Bale-Lukaku-Sanchez

If this team doesnt win the league or the Champions league, it would be a monumental disaster for them

by Firenze Tue May 15, 2018 12:23 pm

we aren't signing Mediocre Savic AND Fred, stop inflating numbers ffs

Sandro - 50m
Alderweirald - 40m
SMS or Fred - 60m
RW = 50m
backup CM = 30m
RB = 40m

Sales (I'll lowball here but this is what we can expect)

Shaw 15m
Darmian 15m
Herrera 20m
Lindelof 20m
Jones 20m
Mata 10m
Martial 50m

by Great Leader Sprucenuce Tue May 15, 2018 12:32 pm

It's honestly sad to see Firenze to expecting anything will change if they sign a few players year after year.

I worry for him tbh, hopefully FROM new game will save him from himself.

by Firenze Tue May 15, 2018 12:39 pm

nah, I'm not expecting anything tbh now.I turned firmly anti-Mou this season, I still sometimes slip when people are prodding me for a reaction but yeah, I think the most we can expect is the occasional trophy de la sadness like last year and probably this year, our peak was the europa league

I can't even see us improving on our finish this season under him..a distant, never challenging second place, hopefully next season is his last

by Great Leader Sprucenuce Tue May 15, 2018 12:46 pm

FROM already doing their job 3 weeks early ffs. :bow:

by S Sun May 20, 2018 9:52 am

In:
Vrsaljko - £35M
Sandro - £50M
Alderweireld - £50M
Fred - £53M
Willian - straight swap for Martial
Richarlison - £40M
Justin Kluivert - £25M

Total : £253M

Out :
Martial
Blind - £10M
Darmian - £10M
Fellaini - free
Shaw - £15M
Carrick - free
Rashford - loan

Total : £35M

De Gea
Valencia-Toby-Bailly-Sandro
Matic
Fred---Pogba
Willian-Lukaku-Sanchez

Bench : Lingard, Mata, Kluivert, Richarlison, Jones, Young, Vrsaljko etc

by Kaladin Sun May 20, 2018 9:57 am

So,

-Crashed out to Chelsea
-Finished the league 2nd, 20 points behind Pep
-Crashed out to MONTELLA’s SEVILLA
-Playing the worst football in history
-Fans clashing with manager
-Spent 200m
-0 trophies

y i k e s

by Firenze Sun May 20, 2018 12:24 pm

So;

• Spent 200m
• Rivals with Atalanta in Serie A the entire season for coveted EL spot
• Kalinic is your talisman
• 0 trophies
• Crashed out to WENGER'S ARSENAL in 2018
• lost 4-0 in the final you reached
• extended the Italian Fellaini as your manager for 4 years, a year for each win since his appointment

yeah, looking at that, I realize our season could have been a hell of a lot worse

by S Sun May 20, 2018 12:28 pm

Italian Fellaini rofl

cant breathe

by Art Morte Sun May 20, 2018 1:24 pm

Top bantz.

United need to sign quite a lot of players, come to think of it.

Valencia and Young turn 33 in the summer, surely they need at least one full-back. And does Shaw have a future at the club? Actually there are grounds to question probably all United defenders' future except maybe Bailly's, lol.

Mata and Herrera might both move on if there are takers, so that would be more replacements needed. Fellaini might leave, too.

Then there's a question mark hanging over Martial's head and while I'm fairly sure Pogba will be staying, the club's got to be wondering how much they can count on him next season.

Probably going to be a busy summer over there.

by S Thu May 24, 2018 10:15 am

Manchester United are close to signing Shakhtar Donetsk midfielder Fred and hope to complete a deal next week. (Source: MEN)

Fred and Alderweireld almost dealio's

Sandro deal in the pipeline

already a hot summer. ufff

Transfer Championship is coming back to Old Trafford once again

by Blue Barrett Thu May 24, 2018 10:12 pm

S wrote:In:
Vrsaljko - £35M
Sandro - £50M
Alderweireld - £50M
Fred - £53M
Willian - straight swap for Martial
Richarlison - £40M
Justin Kluivert - £25M

Total : £253M

Out :
Martial
Blind - £10M
Darmian - £10M
Fellaini - free
Shaw - £15M
Carrick - free
Rashford - loan

Total : £35M

De Gea
Valencia-Toby-Bailly-Sandro
Matic
Fred---Pogba
Willian-Lukaku-Sanchez

Bench : Lingard, Mata, Kluivert, Richarlison, Jones, Young, Vrsaljko etc

We're gonna have Sarri managing us. If you offer us a Martial for Willian swap, we'll jump at it before you even get the chance to rethink it. He'd be an absolute BEAST under Sarri. Mourinho has no *bleep* idea what to do with that boy.

by 80s_Stallone Fri May 25, 2018 6:39 pm

Firenze wrote:we could have a prime Barca 11 and I'd still get sad when I see Sanchez in the starting 11

He is so, so bad and we'll be starting him for at least another season, hope he finds his old form again over the summer

he's only good in fifa.

by S Fri Jun 29, 2018 6:10 pm

De Gea
Valencia-Bailly-Boateng-Young
Matic
Fellaini---Pogba
Bale-Lukaku-Sanchez

Hot damn

by S Fri Jul 27, 2018 8:05 pm

Maguirre/Toby + Willian incoming

by Art Morte Fri Jul 27, 2018 8:16 pm

DDG
Valencia - Smalling - Maguire - Young
Matic
Pogba - Fellaini
Sanchez - Lukaku - Arnautovic

Nothing but corners needed, the new age of football :bow:

by Turok_TTZ Fri Jul 27, 2018 9:54 pm

i still dont rate this utd team. even if they did have the players, Mourinho is still a fool. and fools enjoy finding new ways to fail.

by Nishankly Sun Jul 29, 2018 11:31 am

So much for Luke Shaw being fit for the new season... pic.twitter.com/CzrUgoQoiA
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