Ronald Koeman Sack Watch

First thread about the famous Ronald Koeman on this forum, and it is a deserved denunciation thread.

Poor, negative manager who is ruining Everton with his stubborn and narrow minded approach.

Imagine selling Lukaku for gazillions and buying 38 year old Wayne Rooney as the replacement striker, who spent his last 4 seasons in a retirement home constructed specially for him in the central midfield area of the Old Trafford and Wembley pitch.

Imagine mobbing out Deulofeu who is now a starter for FC Barcelona. Imagine mobbing out Ross Barkley, the best young player your club produced in this millenium. And why? For what?

And Barkley doesn't let himself push out, you don't put him in the squad, ever, even though a dynamic no. 8 is exactly what your bus parking approach would need to develop some kind of threat??

Instead you play a 9 men defense and then kick it towards Rooney who can run as fast you regular football professional walks?

What a loser.

It's Everton though. This ain't the 70s and 80s, they aren't exactly a big side anymore and them being "ruined" is a real over-exaggeration as there is nothing to be ruined. Sure they have money but who doesn't in the EPL. That being said, I never rated Koeman as I still remember (and laugh at) his Valencia days.

Imagine making a deal to have "Angry Birds" written on the sleeve of your club's jersey

Imagine thinking you'll improve if you pay 50m € to Swansea for one of their players

Imagine paying another 30-40m for some inept goalkeeper who looks like plucked from a Reality TV show about lower class youth with behavioural problems

Hapless_Hans wrote:Imagine making a deal to have "Angry Birds" written on the sleeve of your club's jersey

Hapless_Hans wrote:Imagine thinking you'll improve if you pay 50m € to Swansea for one of their players

Hapless_Hans wrote:Imagine paying another 30-40m for some inept goalkeeper who looks like plucked from a Reality TV show about lower class youth with behavioural problems

OMG my *bleep* sides

And then imagine you spend ANOTHER 35 *bleep* million € on some trash kid CB just because he used to be in Man United's academy, when by the looks of him the only reason he got in there was that the Utd academy doubled as an orphanage for taxation purposes

Imagine having parents who call their kids Ronald and Erwin ffs

It's really laughable to see how poorly he has built this Everton team despite the incredible budge. I don't think he is a bad coach but he is certainly a terrible manager. Everton while not one of the top dogs, was a scary team to play against (even his Everton before this summer) but now you see Rooney leading the attack and you just piss yourself laughing.

It's unbelievable isn't it.

Their attack consists of Rooney who has been finished for 5 years and not even played as a striker, and next to him the only kid from the Everton U17 squad who is STILL a virgin

I mean Tom Davies looks so harmless a Stark prince the rivaling family wouldn't bother to slaughter him even in episode 9 of a GoT season

I'm trying to keep this up until I've brute-forced the equalizer but I'm running out of steam tbh

Hungry too

United defenders are visibly pissing their pants in fear at the sight of a shirt that says "Gylfi"

Imagine playing against a Mourinho side and chasing the ball all game.

Loser.

inb4 the sack

Soon

Who are they going to get

Moyese?

yes

His team do have a run of winnable fixtures up next. I think if he doesn't take the next two games as wins, he's out.

Not sure he's even going to get those two games tbh.

Poor management this season, big time.

I admit I drank the kool-aid on Koeman, thought he was a really good manager with a big, bright future ahead of him. Maybe I was just blinded by the fact that he seemed to have Wenger's number. (Til today.)

Last several months with Everton have represented a series of big, costly blunders.

It's the same as Milan this season, Liverpool the season when Suarez was sold, Spurs the season when Bale was sold, etc. Trying to make too many changes (transfers) in a short amount of time.

I wonder when will clubs learn.

If he survives Halloween, I'll be surprised

Sacked.

Moyes back to Everton could actually happen.

Jay29 wrote:Sacked.

Moyes back to Everton could actually happen.