The Alan Pardew vs Newcastle United Scoreline

Hapless_Hans wrote:in a starry night, place your ear onto a beautiful seashell, and it will whisper the answer.

Epic !!

Tomwin Lannister wrote:Let's not be stupid here

Sherwood is the MOTY, Pardew a distant 2nd

FFS

This is why I love the forum. Don't ever change GL. Pls.

Dear oh dear. So occupied with Breitner murder fantasies that I forgot about my most important task.


Sir Alan Pardew 16 - 3,5 Newcastle United

Lmao since Pardew left Newcastle got 3 wins and one draw Seriously?

Yep. And about 13 losses.

No actually one of those points is from the draw in the Palace-Newcastle direct duel, when I awarded a whole point each (win would've been 3 points).

So it's 2 wins, 2 draws

So.

After J. W. Carver this week emphatically layed claim to Sir Pardew's hitherto unchallenged throne of the best PL manager, we have another interesting match day ahead.

Will the self professed best manager be able to keep his Newcastle team from losing for the 9th time in a row, at home against the giants of WBA?
It's a tough ask, even for someone as brilliant as Carver.

Or will the incumbent, Sir Al, be able to exploit the opportunity this match day offers, with the expected victory over the fragile has-beens of Man Utd taking his point tally to vertigo-inducing 20?
-Because as always, beating Man Utd will be rewarded with 3 points-

It's been quite a ride for the Sir - but, as Gary Neville said, today will tell if he is usurped by Lord Carver, not just on his chair in the Newcastle dugout but also from his position as reigning no.1 manager in Great Britain.

Doe JW get points as the usurper, should that happen?

Nope. It doesn't say that in the rules.

Besides, JW might deserve points, but not Newcastle.

You already set precedent by changing rules for Man Utd games and for every match that Pardieux was above NUFC and so on though

srigooner wrote:You already set precedent by changing rules for Man Utd games and for every match that Pardieux was above NUFC and so on though

I didn't change rules. They were established, by me. Big difference.

I can't just make it up as I go along

Anyway. Meh.

Carver didn't lose, Sir Alan didn't win.
Sir Alan would've won though if not for referees and bad luck. His team was majestic.

That's why Pardz still number one, Carver a close second.


Sir Alan Pardew 17 - 4 Newcastle United

Irony of this thread being bumped when Pardew is on a 4 game losing run

Great Leader Sprucenuce wrote:Irony of this thread being bumped when Pardew is on a 4 game losing run

At least it is bumped consistently. No partiality or bias

Jeez Mole.

It's not 'bumped', it's updated. As stated in the sub-headline.

If I didn't update it when Sir Pardew loses you'd be 'bumping' it to remind me probably.

Irony of Mole posting here after Pardew-less Newcastle draw one game after losing eight on the trot

Sir Alan Pardew 19 - 4 Newcastle United


This is a massacre.

Does Pardew get bonus points if NUFC get relegated?

Good question.

The answer is yes.

If Newcastle get relegated, Pardew will get 1000 points.

Big teams getting terminated by Pardew left and right

FINAL SCORE:

Sir Alan Pardew 21 - 5 Newcastle United





These are just the numbers. Everyone can draw their own conclusions.

Mine are:

1) Sir Pardew is more than four times better than Newcastle

2) It obviously was a bad decision by Newcastle to let Pardew go

3) It's a good thing the Dear Leader Mole doesn't run a football club, as rarely was there a more misguided and self-defeating campaign against a manager than Mole's against Pardew

4) Contrary to his claims, John Reginald Carver is not the best manager in the Premier League

This is actually the best thing that could have happened to Newcastle. Pardew is gone without costing the club anything. Carver got himself fired. No relegation. AND the owner will now upgrade his squad and spend on a coach since relegation was so close.

Personally, i don't think things could have gone better for Newcastle.

sportsczy wrote:This is actually the best thing that could have happened to Newcastle. Pardew is gone without costing the club anything. Carver got himself fired. No relegation. AND the owner will now upgrade his squad and spend on a coach since relegation was so close.

Personally, i don't think things could have gone better for Newcastle.

Do you actually believe this?

15m Mitrovic, Mole

I told you before, i'll believe that when he scores a hatrick against us after we sold him.