Re: The Alan Pardew vs Newcastle United Scoreline

by El Gunner Sat Jan 17, 2015 8:06 pm

Hapless_Hans wrote:
RealGunner wrote:Better to start counting when Garde comes in imo

why? It's not Pardew vs Garde, it's Pardew vs Newcastle.
Pardew has to operate with a clearly inferior team to Newcastle in the first place, it's not like the comparison is skewed to Newcastle's disadvantage lol.

+1

by Hapless_Hans Sat Jan 24, 2015 5:05 pm

Alan Pardew 4-0 Newcastle United

by Sri Sat Jan 24, 2015 5:08 pm

Team Pardieux :bow:

by Great Leader Sprucenuce Sat Jan 24, 2015 5:36 pm

Counting weeks when we don't even play on top of weeks where he beat a team full of non-professional players?

At least be sensible if you want me to pay attention to this thread, because let's be honest if I ignore this thread it will die pretty quickly.

by Great Leader Sprucenuce Sat Jan 24, 2015 5:40 pm

Hapless_Hans wrote:
RealGunner wrote:Better to start counting when Garde comes in imo

why? It's not Pardew vs Garde, it's Pardew vs Newcastle.
Pardew has to operate with a clearly inferior team to Newcastle in the first place, it's not like the comparison is skewed to Newcastle's disadvantage lol.

Well again it is, Palace had easier fixtures than us by far and not to mention we are managed by someone who is considered the worst manager in the history of a team who is the worst in MLS.

by Hapless_Hans Sat Jan 24, 2015 5:42 pm

Pardieux won away at Southhampton today, while you went out already. So naturally he gets a point.

I can't tell you why you'd need to pay attention to this thread, since you're rid of Pardew you could just as well look forward and ignore it hmm

by Great Leader Sprucenuce Sat Jan 24, 2015 5:50 pm

Yep seems fair.

Let's go ahead and not only count results against non league teams but also count results when the the team he's supposed to be compared against doesn't even play.

Your agenda couldn't be anymore clear, forgive me if I completely ignore it.

by Hapless_Hans Sat Jan 24, 2015 6:00 pm

well, as I said, plenty of rounds to go.

Any agenda I might or might not have is in any case only thanks to you, since else I would not give a rat's .. about Pardew one way or another.
But you brought us on the case, and I'm grateful to have been notified of such an inimitable managerial character Proud

by Sri Sat Jan 24, 2015 6:03 pm

Great Leader Sprucenuce wrote:
At least be sensible if you want me to pay attention to this thread, because let's be honest if I ignore this thread it will die pretty quickly.

Moal making it all about him Proud

by Hapless_Hans Sat Jan 24, 2015 6:04 pm

It is, tbh Laughing

by Sri Sat Jan 24, 2015 6:13 pm

You should've gone with 'The Alan Pardew vs. Molecastle United Scorline' tbf hmm

by BarrileteCosmico Sat Jan 31, 2015 4:58 pm

Crystal Palace 0 - 1 Everton
Hull City 0 - 3 NUFC

by Great Leader Sprucenuce Sat Jan 31, 2015 5:00 pm

by Sri Sat Jan 31, 2015 5:01 pm

The Vindication of Mole. :bow:

by Katy Perry Sat Jan 31, 2015 5:11 pm

Well it was predictable. Crystal Palace's first wins were pretty much the new manager effect boost and now that it's finished and considering what Great Leader Sprucenuce said about Pardew's lack of consistency, Newcastle will prevail in the end.

by Hapless_Hans Sat Jan 31, 2015 5:28 pm

Alan Pardew 4 - 1 Newcastle United

I just got a little less interested in this thread hmm

by Great Leader Sprucenuce Sat Jan 31, 2015 5:33 pm

Bore off Hans

League results only :coffee:

by Hapless_Hans Sat Jan 31, 2015 6:30 pm

once Newcastle draws level and threatens to take the lead, I'll have to think of something, either exclude penaldos, or just stop updating the thread altogether hmm

by zigra Sun Feb 08, 2015 4:07 pm

by Hapless_Hans Sun Feb 08, 2015 4:13 pm

well

Alan Pardew 5 - 1,5 Newcastle United

by zigra Sun Feb 08, 2015 4:29 pm

Showdown this coming Wednesday :bow:

by Great Leader Sprucenuce Sun Feb 08, 2015 5:51 pm

I hope you realise I'm never ever going to acknowledge the results in the FA Cup lol.

That said he does have a 3-1.5 lead over his assistant Thumbs up

by BarrileteCosmico Wed Feb 11, 2015 8:56 pm

Hapless_Hans wrote:
Art Morte wrote:The February game between Palace and Newcastle should surely count for more than one point

Would be even tastier if it was in Newcastle, but anyway.

I think the direct head to head game will count like this: winner 3 points, draw one each.

Also I just now decided that Pardew will get an extra point for every week (or half week etc , i.e every matchday) Crystal Palace spend ahead of Newcastle in the table, a scenario which is expected to occur in 2 matchdays at the latest, and earliest.

Don't know quite yet how to deal with draws pointswise, thankfully so far Pardews Palace have won everything and Newcastle lost everything

I trust this will be honored

by Great Leader Sprucenuce Wed Feb 11, 2015 9:03 pm

BC not yet, still another half to go ffs Laughing

Palace to win IMO :coffee:

by Sri Wed Feb 11, 2015 9:05 pm

Great Leader Sprucenuce wrote:BC not yet, still another half to go ffs

Palace to win IMO

Dat attempt to tempt the GL jinx though Proud

by Hapless_Hans Wed Feb 11, 2015 9:53 pm

A resounding draw.

Feels like a missed opportunity for Pardiola here, similar to our 1:1 against park the bus Schalke last week.

Alan Pardew 6 - 2,5 Newcastle United

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