Re: The Alan Pardew vs Newcastle United Scoreline

by Hapless_Hans Wed Feb 11, 2015 9:53 pm

A resounding draw.

Feels like a missed opportunity for Pardiola here, similar to our 1:1 against park the bus Schalke last week.

Alan Pardew 6 - 2,5 Newcastle United

by Great Leader Sprucenuce Wed Feb 11, 2015 9:57 pm

Where did we get 2 and a half from lol?

Real score is 3 and a half to 2 IMO hmm

by Hapless_Hans Wed Feb 11, 2015 9:59 pm

half is from the draw last weekends. Chess points.

by Great Leader Sprucenuce Wed Feb 11, 2015 10:01 pm

I know but we had 1 and a half last week and Palace had 3 ( stop counting all competitions u pos lol)

by futbol Wed Feb 11, 2015 10:04 pm

This thread is the best thread that has ever been created in any forum on the Interwebz.

by Hapless_Hans Wed Feb 11, 2015 10:05 pm

Eh? Nah I think until last weekend when you drew and Padrew won, every match day had been either/or.
And for the last time, all competitions count.
If big money Ex- CL participants Newcastle go out of the FA cup while the underdogs Crystal Palace remain in it, Pardiola will get a point for every win he gets in the competition.

by Hapless_Hans Wed Feb 11, 2015 10:11 pm

Fußball wrote:This thread is the best thread that has ever been created in any forum on the Interwebz.

On my death bed I will remember the time when I made this thread, my face will distort to a hideous grimace and I will cry out "PAARDEWW", summarizing the empty and ugly futility of the life I'm about to leave behind in one ghastly roar.

by Great Leader Sprucenuce Wed Feb 11, 2015 10:13 pm

Yeah because playing a premier league team is the same as playing non league dover Laughing

Premier league only is fair because everyone plays the same teams, add to the fact our owner basically told us to throw fa cup game.

As evidenced by the fact we already had a warm weather training camp already booked for the weekend of the 4th round BEFORE the 3rd round game even took place.

And you damn well if the rolls were reversed you wouldn't have counted us beating dover lol. Also I can pretty much guarantee if Palace won tonight you would have found a way to reward them further and if we won the thread wouldn't have even been bumped lol.

At least be fair about it, they are still winning anyway so who the *bleep* cares.

by BarrileteCosmico Wed Feb 11, 2015 10:20 pm

Great Leader Sprucenuce wrote:BC not yet, still another half to go ffs

Palace to win IMO

Sorry mole Laughing

by Hapless_Hans Wed Feb 11, 2015 10:23 pm

Great Leader Sprucenuce wrote:Yeah because playing a premier league team is the same as playing non league dover

Premier league only is fair because everyone plays the same teams, add to the fact our owner basically told us to throw fa cup game.

As evidenced by the fact we already had a warm weather training camp already booked for the weekend of the 4th round BEFORE the 3rd round game even took place.

And you damn well if the rolls were reversed you wouldn't have counted us beating dover lol. Also I can pretty much guarantee if Palace won tonight you would have found a way to reward them further and if we won the thread wouldn't have even been bumped lol.

At least be fair about it, they are still winning anyway so who the *bleep* cares.

stop it with all those ifs and buts.
This scoreline is as straightforward and fair as can be.
You win, you get a point, you lose, you get none.
If you go out of a competition, tough shit, you can't get any more points in it.

by Great Leader Sprucenuce Wed Feb 11, 2015 10:26 pm

Yep its fair that you're counting a win against a non league team with part timers who work 9-5 during the week Laughing

Totally fair Laughing

I'm done, the season is over for me now this game is done absolutely zero interest in what's left.

What I proposed is very fair, I could complain that we have had a tougher fixture list so far and I could complain that we haven't actually replaced him yet.

But no that's not enough for you.

by Kaladin Wed Feb 11, 2015 10:28 pm

Great Leader Sprucenuce wrote:
Totally fair I'm done, the season is over for me now this game is done absolutely zero interest in what's left.

The Alan Pardew vs Newcastle United Scoreline - Page 3 I-know-that-feel

by Robespierre Wed Feb 11, 2015 10:31 pm

The whole GL to watch the most historic match since USSR - USA 1972 except Mole Proud

by Hapless_Hans Wed Feb 11, 2015 10:34 pm

Hapless_Hans wrote:
Fußball wrote:This thread is the best thread that has ever been created in any forum on the Interwebz.

On my death bed I will remember the time when I made this thread, my face will distort to a hideous grimace and I will cry out "PAARDEWW", summarizing the empty and ugly futility of the life I'm about to leave behind in one ghastly roar.

Actually let me rephrase that:

On my death bed I will remember the time when I made this thread, my face will distort to a hideous grimace and I will cry out..

Spoiler:

by Great Leader Sprucenuce Wed Feb 11, 2015 10:36 pm

Because it was obvious it was going to be offensive to paint drying.

I don't watch much anymore anyway, probably watched like 4 games in like a year. My interest is dead because of Pardew and Carver is just Pardew 2.0 he does everything the same and it only can be revived by a decent managerial appointment.

by Sri Thu Feb 12, 2015 5:27 am

Just count both ffs.. :facepalm:

by Hapless_Hans Sat Feb 28, 2015 10:02 pm

Pardew 7 - 3,5 Newcastle

by Shed Sat Feb 28, 2015 11:27 pm

Suuper Super Al Super Alan Pardew with another goat result Proud

I defy even Mourinho to better it come our trip there midweek :coffee:

by Hapless_Hans Tue Mar 03, 2015 9:57 pm

With Pardiola having been defeated in tonight's summit of 14/15 PL top performing managers, Newcastle tomorrow will have a unique opportunity to close in on Pardiola, as I'll be handing out a 3 point reward for beating Man Utd.
Because I love it when Utd lose, as does everyone. cheers

by Shed Tue Mar 03, 2015 10:00 pm

Hapless_Hans wrote:With Pardiola having been defeated in tonight's summit of 14/15 PL top performing managers, Newcastle tomorrow will have a unique opportunity to close in on Pardiola, as I'll be handing out a 3 point reward for beating Man Utd.
Because I love it when Utd lose, as does everyone.

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by Sri Wed Mar 04, 2015 5:58 am

Hans

by Great Leader Sprucenuce Wed Mar 04, 2015 12:08 pm

We won't win so there's that lol.

by Hapless_Hans Wed Mar 04, 2015 1:03 pm

well, let's just hope you do against all odds, but of course this defeat-Utd-bonus has the advantage of giving Pardiola the chance to collect 3 points on match day 36 too, in the undesired case he might be trailing in this scoreline by then :coffee:

by Hapless_Hans Wed Mar 04, 2015 9:38 pm

oh well, so Man Utd fluke another win. If Pardiola was still there, Newcastle surely would've won this.

still 7-3,5.

by Hapless_Hans Sun Mar 15, 2015 5:57 pm

Alan Pardew 8 - 3,5 Newcastle United

by futbol Tue Mar 17, 2015 8:55 pm

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Bah gawd

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